"My old septon used to say that books are dead men talking. Dead men should keep quiet is what I say. No one wants to hear a dead man's yabber." - ADWD, Jon II

"Bad enough when the dead come walking, now the Old Bear wants them talking as well? No good will come of that, I'll warrant. And who's to say bones wouldn't lie? Why should death make a man truthful, or even clever? The dead are likely dull fellows, full of tedious complaints - the ground's too cold, my gravestone should be larger, why does he get more worms than I do..." - ACOK, Jon II

Eddison "Dolorous Edd" Tollett, squire, the wisest man of their time


And this is my, Eafiu's*, tumblr page. As Dolorous Edd puts it about dead men talking in any context, what I post here is neither clever, nor truthful, nor exciting. No good will come of it. And there will be books.

By the way, Dolorous Edd is a character from George R. R. Martin's "A Song of Ice and Fire". If you don't know it, go learn it. Seriously.

*Also, I have an OC named Eafiu and I sometimes talk about it and it's... weird. When I say something about Eafiu, I am not talking about /myself/. Let me just clarify that...
May 9th
16:50
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and sometimes they are the same story

and sometimes they are the same story

May 2nd
12:59
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plantagenet:

asoiaf and the high middle ages | narrative parallels
margaery tyrell as (the young) isabella of france
renly baratheon & loras tyrell as king edward ii & piers gaveston, 1st earl of cornwall

Born in 1295 in the cultural centre of Europe, the youngest child and only daughter of the King of France was married Edward II of England in 1308, at the age of twelve. The newlyweds proved a good pair: Isabella was known as “the beauty of beauties…in the kingdom if not in all Europe,” bringing with her to England a fortune’s worth of French fashions. Edward was handsome, athletic and popular; the heir to the Plantagenet dynasty. He was, however, completely uninterested in his new queen. Upon the couples’ return to England from their wedding on the French coast, he promptly re-gifted all of Isabella’s fine wedding to the favourite he had made regent in his absence—a Gascon knight named Piers Gaveston—rushing off the boat to meet him at Dover, and “giving him kisses and repeated embraces, which fuelled his barons’ jealousy”. 
Edward II was arguably bisexual (he fathered five children with two women), if not homosexual. That his relationship with Gaveston was a romantic one is something only suggested by contemporary chronicles; what is clear, however, is that the king doted on the other man, “uniquely” and “beyond measure”. Prior to his ascension, Edward’s father had even exiled Gaveston for a short time in order to forcibly separate the two. Piers, who was said to be handsome, headstrong and ambitious, was brought back to England and made earl of Cornwall in 1307. It was one of Edward’s first commands as newly crowned king. 
After Isabella’s father and brothers grew displeased at Edward’s misplaced affections, Gaveston was forced back into exile for a few months in 1308, affording the queen time to cultivate respect and friendships in court and foster cooperation with her husband. She became an extremely popular in this time, earning admiration from her king and her people. Upon Gaveston’s return, the three of them, king, queen, and knight, appeared to co-exist in relative harmony, Isabella and Piers united by Edward’s attentions and in sharing common enemies. 
When Gaveston was brutally murdered at the hands of Edward’s jealous barons, that delicate balance of power was irreparably shattered. England stood to be ravaged by civil war and Edward found a new favourite in Hugh Despenser, a man hated by the queen. In this political theatre, Isabella, now seventeen and a mother to Edward’s heir, had more power to wield and opportunity to become a different sort of queen altogether. 

plantagenet:

asoiaf and the high middle ages | narrative parallels

  • margaery tyrell as (the young) isabella of france
  • renly baratheon & loras tyrell as king edward ii & piers gaveston, 1st earl of cornwall

Born in 1295 in the cultural centre of Europe, the youngest child and only daughter of the King of France was married Edward II of England in 1308, at the age of twelve. The newlyweds proved a good pair: Isabella was known as “the beauty of beauties…in the kingdom if not in all Europe,” bringing with her to England a fortune’s worth of French fashions. Edward was handsome, athletic and popular; the heir to the Plantagenet dynasty. He was, however, completely uninterested in his new queen. Upon the couples’ return to England from their wedding on the French coast, he promptly re-gifted all of Isabella’s fine wedding to the favourite he had made regent in his absence—a Gascon knight named Piers Gaveston—rushing off the boat to meet him at Dover, and “giving him kisses and repeated embraces, which fuelled his barons’ jealousy”. 

Edward II was arguably bisexual (he fathered five children with two women), if not homosexual. That his relationship with Gaveston was a romantic one is something only suggested by contemporary chronicles; what is clear, however, is that the king doted on the other man, “uniquely” and “beyond measure”. Prior to his ascension, Edward’s father had even exiled Gaveston for a short time in order to forcibly separate the two. Piers, who was said to be handsome, headstrong and ambitious, was brought back to England and made earl of Cornwall in 1307. It was one of Edward’s first commands as newly crowned king. 

After Isabella’s father and brothers grew displeased at Edward’s misplaced affections, Gaveston was forced back into exile for a few months in 1308, affording the queen time to cultivate respect and friendships in court and foster cooperation with her husband. She became an extremely popular in this time, earning admiration from her king and her people. Upon Gaveston’s return, the three of them, king, queen, and knight, appeared to co-exist in relative harmony, Isabella and Piers united by Edward’s attentions and in sharing common enemies. 

When Gaveston was brutally murdered at the hands of Edward’s jealous barons, that delicate balance of power was irreparably shattered. England stood to be ravaged by civil war and Edward found a new favourite in Hugh Despenser, a man hated by the queen. In this political theatre, Isabella, now seventeen and a mother to Edward’s heir, had more power to wield and opportunity to become a different sort of queen altogether. 

May 1st
12:46
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chirravutever:

Game of Thrones - This is how we OT3

chirravutever:

Game of Thrones - This is how we OT3

The Issue With Loras’ Portrayal

lemon-sprinkles:

 Alright, so I’m going to be very quick about this. I am not happy with the way that they portrayed Loras in the scene after Renly’s death, and I am not happy with how they automatically implicated Stannis in his death, and I am not happy with the fact that Brienne was given much of Loras’ reaction. And here is why.

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April 23rd
21:22
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freefolking:

“Make me an obnoxious pink graphic” — lemon-sprinkles

freefolking:

“Make me an obnoxious pink graphic” — lemon-sprinkles

April 21st
22:43
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gameofthronesmoments:

199. When the sun has set and no candle can replace it.

gameofthronesmoments:

199. When the sun has set and no candle can replace it.

heythatsmytoast:

It was only until the second rewatch when I got (or possibly over-thought) the innuendo here…